Because I'm "special", I don't think I'm ever going to get laid. So why can't I masturbate?
Age 24, Male
Hobo with a Shotgun
pigsty
Russia
Joined on 4/24/24
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Translator: Wow. Someone liked my work.
The pig deserves a bottle of beer.
...what a familiar face.
Through perilous land and trials dire, I'll face my fears...
Rise, ye knight. For that is thy oath and curse.